{"id":19,"date":"2008-06-12T12:21:03","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T19:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/?p=19"},"modified":"2008-06-12T12:21:03","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T19:21:03","slug":"football-dang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Football&#8230; dang!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thought this was sort of an interesting comment from a forum I read the other day&#8230;. enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings up a good point.  If Jesus had been able<br \/>\nto live for another 30 years on planet earth he<br \/>\nprobably would have ended up having 20 kids of his<br \/>\nown.  Now those would have been some good gospels to<br \/>\nread about.  Could you imagine that?  I would have<br \/>\nloved to have seen Jesus in a parenting role.  Just<br \/>\nimagine being 10 years old and your dad is Jesus.  You<br \/>\nwouldn&#8217;t be able to get away with nothing.  No<br \/>\nthrowing rocks, no beebee gun fights, no tackle<br \/>\nfootball.  Dang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thought this was sort of an interesting comment from a forum I read the other day&#8230;. enjoy. Which brings up a good point. If Jesus had been able to live for another 30 years on planet earth he probably would have ended up having 20 kids of his own. Now those would have been some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}