{"id":72,"date":"2009-05-05T05:24:44","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T12:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/?p=72"},"modified":"2009-05-05T05:24:44","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T12:24:44","slug":"day-9-master-cleanse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/?p=72","title":{"rendered":"Day 9 &#8211; Master Cleanse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I weighed 210lbs after getting on the scale oh so carefully. Once I was on it, I pressed and hymned and hawed a bit and it seemed to remain constant at 210-211lbs.<br \/>\nHad an elimination after eight days. I was thinking what in the heck? How did this happen? I also feel a little bit of nausea this morning, but I think it is because I haven&#8217;t eaten &#8211; Ha!<\/p>\n<p>I woke up feeling kind of rough this morning, aches and pains on my body. <\/p>\n<p>Last night I went swimming and then took a peppermint oil bath. I also rubbed organic olive oil all over my body and poured it onto my scalp as well. Though not having the salt solution this morning as of yet, I feel the need to eliminate. <\/p>\n<p>Day 9 &#8211; I only have a few more days left I guess. At this point, food has sort of lost interest for me. I know that will come and go. Sex drive seems to be increasing slightly, but they may be a function of the moon. Doesn&#8217;t really matter since I have no wife to make love with at present I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Two tips I got from friends yesterday:<\/p>\n<p>When fasting, be sure and chew gum so that your teeth don&#8217;t become loose and fall out.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>To trigger dreams, sometimes a piece of dark chocolate before bed will help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I weighed 210lbs after getting on the scale oh so carefully. Once I was on it, I pressed and hymned and hawed a bit and it seemed to remain constant at 210-211lbs. Had an elimination after eight days. I was thinking what in the heck? How did this happen? I also feel a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fasting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unscriptural.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}